Now where do i start
hmmmm lets start off with a little story i call this....
Fried chicken
Cast:Kris(me)
Meg
Kris:im
bored
Meg: me to...what
do we usually do when we are bored ?
Kris:Oh I know
We EAT!!
Meg:Yeah!!!!!Lets
make chessy pizza!!
Kris:No not the
frozen kind lets make a real pizza with flour and water and stuff..
Meg:Yeah(gets
all the ingreidents out)
Kris:(Starts mesuring
flour)
Meg:Wait dosent
pizza need to rise?
Kris:Oh yeah we
dont have yeast!Oh shit we are so stupied!Oh yeah wait didnt we make pizza in home ec. once?!?!?!
Meg:yeah shit
we dont know anyhting!So what do we do now?!?!
Kris:LEts just
make the frozen pizza!
Meg:NOO lets make
Fried Chicken!!!!!
Kris:Good idea
lets go down stairs in the basement freezer to see if we have any chicken!
Meg+Kris:(Gose
into basement)
Meg:This is chicken
right?!?!
Kris:idono it
looks like it lets go
Meg:(defostes
"chicken")after all done...wait this dosnt look like chicken it looks like loin Steaks....SHIT Fucker
Kris:Lets go back
down stairs to look agian
Meg:Ok...(gose
down stairs *agian*(pulls out a big bag of chicken)FUKER LOOK WHAT THE FUCK I FOUND!!!!!
Kris:Holy
shit no way we didi all that work for nothing FUCK
Meg+Kris:Gose
bak upstairs...meg scrathes kris with her nail
Kris:Ughh
u scrated me with your nail u dirty bitch
Meg+Kris:both
laugh
Meg:maybe
we shouldent do this considering we arent souposed to be here cause your parent are in vormont!!
Kris:no
lets cook it
THE END
Meg you are my best friend
and iam so glad that we are friends we have had so many good times together!!!And there are so many good storys to tell, like
the fried chicken and when you got in troble in the mall and the police officer took you away LOL!!! Oh and the time when
we snuck out of your house in the middle of the night and rode our bikes to the next naborhood*you know where* lol...you are
the gratest we have been friends forever and we always will be BFF's.....you are a fucking dirty bitch i cant belive
you fucking scrached me with your fucking nail..but i love you n e ways ...i will try to forgive you for that you whore lol
j/k lywmtl
~Kris~
